Party in the USA

You know that song where you say tomato and I say tomato (THIS JOKE DOES NOT TRANSLATE TO BLOGGING)? For a while I thought that Virginia and I would have to call our whole friendship off because Virginia loved Miley Cyrus and I did not get it, mostly due to a rather tragic incident where I was forced, thanks to a lost remote and a divine sense of laziness, to watch almost the entire video for her song "The Climb". [Ed note from Virginia: I don't love Miley Cyrus so much as I love Party in the USA, and that is mainly because it's a direct allegory of my current life situation. You know, just to clarify.]
Luckily for ME, my mind was changed when my roommate graced the wall of my facebook page with an artistic interpretation of her song "Party in the USA" performed by some delightful young homos from West Hollywood (I think I actually saw one of them at a house party on Halloween!). As anyone who knows ANYTHING about me can attest, there is no more sure-fire a way to warm the icy sphere around my heart than with a bunch of proud gays singing pop music. Please observe the brilliance below:

So,I watched Party in the US-Gay... and then I watched it again, and again, and again. Could I be falling under the spell of the CYRUS??!?
And THENNNNNN Virginia showed me something that rivaled the magnificence of my previous viewing experience, aka THIS GEM:

While some light internet stalking revealed that this guy has a goatee and therefore is no longer husband material, Virginia and I are stillbasically in love with him at least in this video. Mad props to thehip-shaking at 0:55, which I can only hope is the literal translationin American Sign Language for "movin' my hips like yeah."

At a mash-up party a few weeks ago I discovered further proof that MileyCyrus is, in every possible way, a blank slate, and that Biggie worksin every possible mashup combination. Evidence can be found here:

HOW GLORIOUS IS THIS?! You can't fake this kind of brilliance, andit's damn near impossible to hate the person who brought it to my ears,even if she doesn't know who Jay-Z is...